HUMOR - Miss Piggy Detained
Cracking us up:
Swine Flu Outbreak:
Miss Piggy Detained at U.S./Mexico Border
"Noted entertainer Miss Piggy has been refused reentry into the United States as she attempted to return from a two week tour of nightclubs in Mexico City and Guadalajara. Following a deadly outbreak of swine flu in Mexico, border officers are under strict orders to turn away any boars or hogs coming over from the South without exception.
Public health concerns aside, the former Muppet Show star is furious. Through her spokesperson, she issued a formal complaint against the United States Border Patrol on Saturday, noting that beloved film actor Babe had been allowed to cross just the day before after a week-long bender in Tijuana. Fearing a public relations debacle, officials on both sides of the Rio Grande clarified that the order had not come down until shortly before Piggy's arrival. The explanation came with a personal note from Mexican President Felipe Calderon's asking her forgiveness for her continued treatment and to remind her that his proposal of marriage is still on the table."
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That girl just can't stay outta trouble! (thanks alexia for the tip)
-ca, jmd
3 comments:
Piggy is one of the funniest character in the muppets shows. Because she was based on Marylin Monroe.
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